Fill in the list below with characters from any fandom, then answer the questions. Don't go changing the order when you read them!

Okay, I'm gonna try and put these in a really random order, seeing as I don't know what to expect for the questions.

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Mrs. Lovett
3. Tobias Ragg (Toby)
4. Johanna
5. Pirelli (Davy Connor)
6. Judge Turpin
7. Beadle Bamford
8. Sane Lucy Barker
9. Insane Lucy Barker
10. Anthony Hope
11. Benjamin Barker
12. Mark Ingestrie (he's in the book)

Questions and my answers:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
NO. And HELL NO.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah. She's pretty hot.


3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Johanna (in the book) would be fuckin' pissed.


4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not really...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh.. sure.


6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine, even though they never, ever meet. And I'm not sure why. Five/Ten, Pirelli would be even more gay.


7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
First of all, why would Mrs. Lovett and Mark Ingestrie be doing it?! And if the Beadle walked in on them.. it'd probably be something like this..

Beadle: *whistling whilst walking down the corridor; walks into room where several suggestive noises can be heard; stares; runs out* MY LORD! MY LORD! I HAVE JUST WITNESSED AN ACT OF FORNICATION! I need bay rum.



8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
LOL XD
"Toby, a poor homeless little boy who was previously abused, is taken in by girly man Anthony Hope. Anthony and Toby soon develop a relationship, stronger than what they had hoped. WARNING: GAYNESS INSUED."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Several.
THEY WERE MARRIED.


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
*laughs* I'm sorry, can't do that XD


11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
..Johanna could tell Sweeney that she hates her daddy :3


12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't think so... maybe?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
..No.


14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO XD


15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I FEEEEEEEEL YOUUUUUU, JOHAANNNAAAAAAA~"


16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Gasoline by Seether, or My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne.


17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
"WARNING: Gay, threesome where only two of the men are hot. MADNESS!"


18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Your corset isn't showing enough as it should."


19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Few weeks ago.


20. What is Six's super secret kink?
He's a pedophile.


21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Yes, drunk. So drunk, he can barely walk.


22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
The Beadle.


23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?
First, Lucy running off with her own daughter? WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Second, Sweeney having an affair with HIMSELF?! Jerking off much?! Sweeney with Mark.. would be hot..
Then, Pirelli's advice and falling in love with Toby?!
WHAT THE HELL??!?!?! D:


24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd laugh XD